AeroDynamic
Sometimes in racing you learn that the most important thing is to get Aero. I feel that in all my racing experience I’ve collected a wealth of aerodynamic knowledge that will increase your aero dynamics “by at least a factor of one shit-load” in way less than 7 days. Allowing you to TT like a cycling god in no time flat, that’s the power of aero.
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- Pre-race meal is super important. Carbs and protein power Aerodynamics with WHATs
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- Remember to brush those pearly whites. Dimples are only aero on wheels.
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- When you are suffering on the bike remember that no amount of pain can be as bad as Alexander’s Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Day. Keep pedaling hard.
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- Sleep is important. Get to bed early.
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- Make sure to sleep in TT position. You gotta get aero to sleep faster, stronger, more responsively.
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- Whaat!?!?! It’s only a dream.
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- Breakfast is essential to any aero dynamic day.
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- Make sure you do everything you can to be as light as possible….its more aero bro.
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- Getting to the race on time is important. Try to get aero early on so that you are prepared.
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- Pedal hard, tuck harder… be aero!
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- Eating a postrace meal is essential for proper recovery. Make sure to stay aero after the race, it helps people believe your epic stories of aerodynamics….
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- Update the blog…keep the sponsors happy…so pro, so aero.
Categories: Humor
Funny thing is —- you really do kind of drive like that.
funnier thing is… you really do kind of shit like that!
hahaha…this is good stuff! I’m gonna have to try out the aero-dumping and see if it shortens my bathroom transition times.
You can never under estimate the importance of aerodynamics.
@Paul
Obviously the mad Porta rush before the starts of races, especially criteriums where you have to deal with the huge mobs of fans, is the place to take advantage of aero bathroom transition times.
Sprained, fat ankles are not aero!
I just tired the aero dumping and I gotta say, my time improved immensely. Thanks Emiliano!
seriously…can you stop wearing that helmet around the house.
hahaha. this is too funny!